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By Dfab96 - 08/03/2016 11:59 - United States - Colorado Springs
Today, I had to go pee really badly. I ran all the way across the bowling alley my boyfriends dad owns, (a long way) and sat down so quick i did not realize both toilet seats were down and ended up peeing all over the seat, my legs, and on the floor. FML