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I've had an enema before and I'd definitely rather have one than give one. I'd don't want to work around someone's ass! Especially not when they're about to get the worst diarrhea-esque feeling of their life!

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Stop complaining... It could be a LOT worse. I almost had hydrocolon therapy. It's like an enema, except.. It cleans the entire colon.... And it's a big, long tube the size of a dildo they put in your ass... I'm a guy, and just the thought scared me.

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I'm gonna have to say Fuck his life on this one as well. Enemas are nightmare. "Today, I had to have my girlfriend give me an enema. FML"

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There are a lot of worse things than an enema, I have had several enemas, and several worse things.

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I had to get a colonoscopy, and to get my gastrointestinal tracts cleared, I got 14 enemas over the course of 7 hours. Yep.

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139, 14 enemas for a colonoscopy? That seem like a lot, I've had colonoscopies, but don't remember having to get 14 enemas.. :-/

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157 - That's one option doctors use. Another is putting you on a 24 hour liquid diet and making you drink this horrible crap.

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29- Up until 3 minutes ago, I believed I did. I'm thinking more now that perhaps #4's comment went over my head quite a bit. :( I'm also not experienced in anal sex, but thinking if it's still penetration with a reciprocating action, how would Reversed anal sex be possible then? :p *Feels really stupid all of a sudden...*

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34- I think #4 means reversed anal as in the girl giving it to the guy instead of the guy giving it to the girl. Make sense?

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Google 'enema videos'. Disclaimer: Any recurring nightmares or violent projectile vomiting caused by the suggested above action(s) cannot be held liable against 'iliketurrdles'. Do not follow suggested actions if pregnant or suffering from heart conditions. 'iliketurrdles' has no association with Google and their enterprises. All rights reserved - 2012. Some assembly required.

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#93 Your username says "iliketurdles" yet you spelled it in your disclaimer as "iliketurrdles" so you can still be held liable.

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Go ahead and downvote me, since I'm not really adding anything. 93#, swear to god that comment was a knee-slapper, head-thrasher, party-masher of a joke. In other words I laughed....so...thanks! Made my day better.

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I need you to go to the blackboard, and write "I am not funny" 500 times. Maybe THAT'LL teach you.

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We have all literally become stupider after reading your inane comment. I hope you are proud of yourself.

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Mhmmm. So. Hun. Looks like you need a little work here. Let's go ahead and tuck that tongue of yours back in your mouth. K. Very good. Now let's have you wash that hair. Great. Your room looks a little... Yeah. Why dont you go ahead and clean that up. Are those school books? Aha. Thought so. Let's maybe slow down on the "partying hardy" and "kicking sticks" and focus on your studies. Super. See? Not so hard to be a contributing member to society, right? Now run along young gr

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166- Oh gosh, even though the joke was extremely lame and not funny what so ever, your comment was a huge eyesore as well.

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79- I know what an Enema is, but if my girlfriend ever had to give me one or I had to give her one, I don't think I'd be able to look at her the same way.

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131- Then don't ever get married, as you may be called upon to step up to the plate and take care of your significant other's personal needs at some point and if you can't get over it and be there for her (or him) when she needs you the most, how can you claim to be the one that loves her? :p That's just life, and if you think it's embarrassing for you to take care of your partner (should you have or ever get one), imagine how She would feel knowing that's what you think? Not trying to rag on yo

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