Health: Today, I had to get approval from the doctor to resume work.... - FML

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By LashayMarie - 24/03/2016 19:09 - United States - Massillon

Today, I had to get approval from the doctor to resume work. A woman then loudly "whispered" to her child while pointing to me that "that's what your face will look like if you do drugs". I had to explain to her that I was most certainly not on drugs and I just got over the chicken pox.

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