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By chuckmaddah - 19/03/2016 13:13 - Australia
Today, I had to clean a dead pigeon from under my bed because when my cat offered me a dead pigeon at the door this morning I locked her out, but later while it was open she decided to drag the bleeding corpse in and eat it under my bed and then meowed uncontrollably for 7 minutes until I looked.FML