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By why - 14/02/2016 16:49 - Ireland - Lusk

Today, I had to cancel the romantic dinner I had planned because my boyfriend is spending Valentine's day in hospital. Why? He "accidentally sat on" a vibrating dildo, which is now stuck in his anal cavity. The batteries still haven't ran out yet. FML

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