Work: Today, I had the pleasure of listening to the office beside me,... - FML

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By Huh? Yea. - 18/01/2016 05:18 - United States - Grove City

Today, I had the pleasure of listening to the office beside me, on a business call, talk about being employee of the month at a former job because she didn't get fired for smuggling Coke from Europe. And she thinks sharks are below us in the food chain. She also make twice as much as me. FML.

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