Health: Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on...

By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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By crutchy - 20/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML

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Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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Limberger 1

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, what an asshole

Ravemaster7 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

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Jimboom 11

Friday 8 May 2009 16:14

Yea. Defiantly not worth your time. text him back saying "Well thats good because I don't date assholes!"

LilKonvicted 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:25

Damn what an ass

juggyjones 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:16

you're better off.

asttro_boy 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:21

I hope breaks both feet...

BiggieA 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:17

Sounds like something I'd say....just I would be kidding around

fuckyourlife8 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:21

damn #9 bet me to it =P seriously though, FYL girl. Hope you find someone better!

fuckyourlife8 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:19

I would have replied with "that's okay, I don't date assholes"

genius_man16 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:19

You are WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY better off without this douchebag. Be thankful.

becky_becks 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:27

I agree with nine.

dominoeffect 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:29

That sucks, but in the long run, you're better off without him :)

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