Intimacy: Today, I had sex with the guy I like. We couldn't find my panties... - FML

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By moms mortal enemy - 13/06/2016 02:05 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I had sex with the guy I like. We couldn't find my panties after and I didn't want to ask where he put them because his mom was within earshot. I later found them in the window. She definitely saw. FML

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iamdman 22

Monday 13 June 2016 15:10

Sounds like an awesome scene. Live when it's so crazy clothing gets lost on elevated surfaces. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Moms usually know about our sex life long before we suspect they do.

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iamdman 22

Monday 13 June 2016 15:10

Sounds like an awesome scene. Live when it's so crazy clothing gets lost on elevated surfaces. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Moms usually know about our sex life long before we suspect they do.

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