By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 057
You deserved it 109 648

Same thing different taste

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ok i mean that wasnt even a seductive comment so you screwed that one up on your own

"dum dum"? how old r u, 16? oh wait, u r. retard.

404, if you're going to insult some one like that, do it properly. With proper grammar. And if you don't mind me asking, how old are you? You don't seem much older than the previous.

summerkingsley 0

**** with a juicy couture pic on ur fml profile page. so u think ur cool? I think ur not.

perdix 29

Don't pull that macho shit on a wife with such a quick sense of ha-ha. Even if she took your crap in silence, your buddies would have thought you're an asshole (and maybe even want to make your wife happy when you aren't around.) Since she pwn'd you, you are even littler in their sight.

Matt_192 6

'Dick' is used 24 times on this page.... conclusion? OP's a dick :D

Another idiot trying to get sympathy from FML. YDI jerk.

How do dicks like you even manage to get married in the first place? I hope she divorces your ass and finds a man who respects her, YDI.