Intimacy: Today, I had math class with my rude and unreasonable teacher.... - FML

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By Hating My Math Teacher - 01/04/2016 00:31 - United States - San Jose

Today, I had math class with my rude and unreasonable teacher. I have block schedule so my classes are 1 hour and 40 minutes. We were taking a partner test and I started feeling cramps. I started my period. I dealt with this for the entire class because she wouldn't let me leave during the test. FML

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