By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
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paprikacha 9

I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

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Randuhh_17 4

I see what you did there...and it is appreciated.<(^.^)>

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TheNewGuy03 28

definitely a "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--" moment if i ever heard one. |the kid|

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paprikacha 9

I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

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callofduty4life 0

OP should have checked before they sat down. I mean it's just like checking the seat is down before you sit. it's only common sence.

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Maccaroney 11

Joke's on you, it was on fire. Turns out the pisser was an outstanding citizen. Someone saw what happened and called the mayor. The mayor showed up and wisked him away before he could throw it away and notify someone to put on a other roll.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Yeah... Definitely a "**** your life" moment for sure... That's ******.

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atthegates 0

at least they didn't shit on the toilet paper

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joeyrz 2

that's why I always check the tp before using a public restroom.

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enonymous 8

God you're such a whiney bitch Mcguyver would have needed chewing gum some tin foil and a rubber band and would have had either some new toilet paper or would have had a toilet paper purification system.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Well, it's not like you have any other choice at this point. FYL though. :(

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sourgirl101 28

You always need to first check out your T.P. shituation, especially when using a public restroom. (:

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enonymous 8

you two need to understand sometimes we are to excited because we know we ate a can or 2 whole cans of corn. Yes it's like firing machine gun of corn out your ass but then you get to revel in the artwork of brown and yellow maybe throw in some apple for the occasional red or green. It cause us to forget to check tp but it also teaches us to bring some from home from now on

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Shinygirlnz 1

Agreed, when using a public restroom check the loo paper situation (or in sourgirl's words 'shituation') right at the start.

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Nimmrodel 11

Use your voice, scream until someone comes in and can give you some more paper.

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