Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments

I'm assuming it went like this.. OP: Hey baby. I'm ready to have sex. I'm touching myself right now thinking about you. OP's dad: Honey, I appreciate the sentiment but your mother would kill me.


Or she used the voice command feature on her phone, and instead of 'Phillip' the phone called 'Dad' because voice recognition on phones fucking sucks

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Loading data…