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By Sanosukeskitten - 18/04/2016 01:30 - United States - Dexter

Today, I had called my mother at four in the morning in a state of panic. I had told her my surgical incision was infected and that I had to go to the hospital. She refused to believe me because I called so early in the morning. The pus and blood begged to differ. FML

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