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By Fat_abott / Thursday 5 January 2012 20:40 / France
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By  bn326160  |  12

Golden shower! And F your cats L :p

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  Ownord_fml  |  10

That's a roman shower x)

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  Kefka91  |  15

If OP had eaten some Fruity Pebbles earlier in the day, then that cat would have gotten a nice Cosby Sweater. (Look it up on Urban Dictionary if you don't know what I'm talking about folks)

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  n_epic_fail  |  14

That poor cat has to go hide in a corner and lick your puke off itself in order to get clean again... Or you can go threw the torture of giving it a bath -_- fuck BOTH your lives

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  Meowingtons500  |  18

I'm not perfect or here to argue. I'm just a nice person who enjoys defending the innocent and laughing at FMLs. Go ahead. Tell errybody what a perfect bitch Meowingtons500 is. Scream it from the rooftops. Have a commenting rage fest. Getting defensive after someone proves you wrong is human nature. But seriously bro. Don't call random people fucking idiots. It's rude. :)

By  ICATiger  |  13

Pussy in a bucket??

By  doctorwhogirl  |  0

cats can be so annoying sometimes- but fml for the poor cat covered in puke, they have to like themselves clean you know.

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  doctorwhogirl  |  0

I know isn't doctor who amazing, sadly the majority of my friends don't like it so when I talk about it it doesn't go down very well. and I meant to say lick obviously but spelled it like Instead.

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  btstig  |  11

That's why you have no friends. Cats suck.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

People hate cats because they can't understand that they won't be anybody's little slaves. Cats do whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want. Why? Cause they're cats, that's why. In order to be on good terms with a cat, you've actually got to put work into the relationship, and play the game their way. Dogs, on the other hand, mostly just require feeding, and are automatically your best friend. I, personally, am more intrigued by the complexity of the relationship between humans and cats. Then again, my cat also happens to be pretty mild mannered.

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  SecretMe00  |  5

But don't all relationships worth having require effort? Everything doesn't run by my cat, I'm the owner and I tell him what he can and cannot do. He's only allowed outside when I take him. He eats when I fill his bowl and goes to the vet when I drive him. He even rubs against me when he hasnt got much attention lately. He needs me just as much or more than I need him. It's a companionship just like the one you can have with a dog, a ferret, rabbit, etc. But of course the relationship will vary depending on the animal because all different kinds of animals have their own personalities and qualities. Like guinea pigs tend to be lazy, dogs are friendly, and cats are selfish. It's just the quality god made that specific animal with.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

94 - I'm just going by the most common complaint I've heard from people about cats, which is that they don't listen, and that they don't love you unconditionally the way dogs do. I wasn't saying that the cat gets to run the household. You can make it do what you want it to do, but you can't make it love you back the way you love it. That part takes playing by the cat's rules, because it's just an animal after all. For example, if the cat doesn't like being approached (most cats), you have to wait until it approaches you. Also, there are some pretty mean cats out there that give the good ones a bad name. I suppose as a species, they're not as domesticated as, again, dogs. As you said, cats are selfish, and that's what puts people off the most. I personally don't care, because I enjoy giving love more than I enjoy receiving it, so it works out perfectly for me.

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  SecretMe00  |  5

Ya I see your point. I wasn't trying to argue really. I just really love animals and my cat especially. But your correct on the approaching situation. Now that I think about it, cats can be stubborn little brats, but that'll never stop me from taking care of them and loving them.

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  lizliz23  |  0

#127, NO, U need a life, the fact tht u took the time 2 read through all the comments @ least down to 80 proves tht u rely just havr nothing better 2 do, and therefore, no life, however, u r rite about 80, mabey u 2 can both get lives together

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

127, If she needs a life, you need a heart. What's wrong with loving your pet? Isn't that what they're for? 128, I'm not even going to tell you what you need, as I think it's obvious and we can all see it.

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  ilyWoods  |  5

Have you ever had a Siamese kitten? Most people think siamese are snobby, but if you have just one, and as a kitten, it will bond with only one person. That Siamese will devote it's life to it's bonded companion. They are a breed of their own!

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  SecretMe00  |  5

I had a Siamese cat when I was younger but I don't really remember anything about him. I didn't know that interesting fact about them though .. Hmmm that's good to know! I might look into getting another one some day.

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  ihasbrains  |  10

Cats don't use FML, they spend time taking pictures of themselves. Then add funny captions. They have better things to do than discuss why picking noses over Skype is gross.

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