By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

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Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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CharlieH94 0

You love chips THAT much?! Gross lol...

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khaya 9

I got a bag of Salt and vinegar potato chips on my end. What you gonna do about it?

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SteelCladAngel 0

I got four bags of salt and vinegars, two bags BBQ, a bag garden ranch and a bag if sour cream n onions. we're not fat I swear we just had a biiiiig picnic

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TalkinSmack 6

if the thought of potato chips get u off, u must be a FAT MESS!

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gasp34 4

imagine what would happen if you eat those potato chips

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starile 19

Messy crumbly sex with orgasms everywhere

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Annies 17

Where on EARTH does it say OP is fat?

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Jazzalyn 10

When I first read this I thought it was saying that OP orgasmed because her husband ate some chips before - the ones in the kitchen. I know it doesn't say that now...but I somehow interpreted it like that. (It's 3:20am. I can't think rationally). But why are people calling OP fat? Food can be used in sexual situations. Chips...are rather unconventional though, I think...

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pike1346 3

u need some kock and balls in you, idiot.

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