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Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.

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Not that I condone lying on your resume, but IF you're going to at least make it something you don't get caught in so easily. A good portion of the people in this country speak Spanish. To top it off, you're in Texas (as am I). More of my retail customers speak to me in Spanish than anything else. YDI because this was an obvious and stupid mistake.

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Why Spanish? That's a widely spoken language. If you wanted to lie so bad, you should have chosen a lesser known language like Finnish or Elvish or something.

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If someone said they spoke Elvish, I would DEFINITELY test them to see if they were telling the truth. I would definitely wanna hear someone speak Elvish.

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Yeah, it's a high risk, especially if OP doesn't speak Spanish whatsoever. Perhaps putting on there that you speak a little bit won't be so bad if you can understand a few important phrases.

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Aw cmon guys you don't know if I actually have a gardener named Jesus or not. I live in California! D:

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Yeah, 49 did make me smile with that one. 3, some people just never learn. They get away with a lie once, and think they should start pulling it off more often. If you are gonna lie about a language, make it something they cant track. Like "South American jungle tribe Takto" If they know that language, you just need to stand up and leave.

Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.

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Demonstrating it like when making their user name... No habla espanol = no speak Spanish No hablo espanol = I don't speak Spanish

Why would you lie about something that could so obviously be proven to be false? Why would you think this is an fml at all?! Most deserved YDI yet

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