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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SkinsCastSelection / Monday 17 January 2011 20:13 / France

Intimacy

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By DocBastard | 38

#1979534 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:51

Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

By iliketurdles | 7

#1979381 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:14

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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By hcovballer247 | 0

#1979344 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:08

Wow e_e

stacster | 0

#1980147 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 03:18

nxt time use a vigina

DDPT2 | 4

#1980573 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 05:40

^Then he can use a vagina!

ericownz101 | 0

#1980598 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 05:48

65 made me chuckle.. which is a bit awkward because im on the throne at the moment. oh well

DDPT2 | 4

#1980657 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 06:07

Well thank you! To receive acknowledgement from a royal such as yourself is a great honor. Have fun with your throne!

Lord_of_0 | 4

#1987353 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:53

No need to put "Notes to self" on your car exhaust pipe, 52.

MacWorms | 10

#5908664 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 10:33

For using the word acknowledgment I dub thee Dr.SmartysSmarts III

By thecoolestwd40 | 2

#1979366 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:11

fail.

Lalala1996 | 0

#1979612 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:19

win

hedgerow | 0

#1980107 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 03:03

cute

KayBizz | 0

#1980532 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 05:18

Toby ftw

POPO28_fml | 0

#2178883 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:40

HA! nub

By iburppeopleup | 0

#1979368 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:12

wow find a real girl lmao

Doortje | 26

#1979460 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:35

If he gets an asthma attack from masturbating he'll probably get one from having sex too.

l0st_in_stere0 | 0

#1979735 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 01:02

16- agreed. OP might as well just not have it at all... fyl

deadface3405_fml | 0

#1980361 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 04:18

to hell with the asthma they'll die

coNsperAZI | 4

#1980904 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 08:01

YEAH THIS IS SOMETHING U KEEP TO YOURSELF. LMAO. IF THIS BOY DID THAT WAKIN IT IF HE HAD A GURL HE WOULD DIE FOR SURE IM KINDA NEW TO THISS WHAT DOES OP MEAN?

therealsuperman | 0

#1980947 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 08:30

let the caps lock take a breather. op means organic Popsicle

DropDead77 | 11

#1981226 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 09:34

win^

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#1981362 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:08

OP = Orchestral Penises

onepluszero | 0

#1983944 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 04:19

why is it a guy?? I imagined a sexy French chick masturbating... so hot!

Lord_of_0 | 4

#1987365 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:00

Why is it a guy? Assumption, but two reasons why it's more likely. 1. Guys masturbate more often. 2. It's easier, and way funnier, to imagine a guy doing it. But if it was a "hot french chick" that'd be even worse. Think about it. If she was a hot french chick, she wouldn't need to masturbate. Why....? It can't be because she's not hot, or exotic enough, so the most likely scenario is that she's a vampire, and thus men are too afraid of her! Yeah, next time you're thinking about her masturbating, imagine she's a hot french VAMPIRE chick, and then tell me how sexy it is. ...shit.

onepluszero | 0

#1987671 - Thursday 20 January 2011 03:47

Your messing with my imagination dude! now I'm thinking of a twilight vamp chick... no longer hot!

johnnie99 | 0

#1990448 - Friday 21 January 2011 01:28

OP= oversized p***y

anataliaguerrero | 0

#3006829 - Sunday 31 July 2011 07:10

OP= orgasmic pinwheels

By vanilla2u | 5

#1979374 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:12

dam!

By iliketurdles | 7

#1979381 - Monday 17 January 2011 11:14

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..