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Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

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YEAH THIS IS SOMETHING U KEEP TO YOURSELF. LMAO. IF THIS BOY DID THAT WAKIN IT IF HE HAD A GURL HE WOULD DIE FOR SURE IM KINDA NEW TO THISS WHAT DOES OP MEAN?

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Why is it a guy? Assumption, but two reasons why it's more likely. 1. Guys masturbate more often. 2. It's easier, and way funnier, to imagine a guy doing it. But if it was a "hot french chick" that'd be even worse. Think about it. If she was a hot french chick, she wouldn't need to masturbate. Why....? It can't be because she's not hot, or exotic enough, so the most likely scenario is that she's a vampire, and thus men are too afraid of her! Yeah, next time you're thinking about her masturbating, imagine she's a hot french VAMPIRE chick, and then tell me how sexy it is. ...shit.

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