Health: Today, I had an asthma attack and not only did my boyfriend not...

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By ryuuchild - 18/12/2016 06:52 - United States - Boscobel

Today, I had an asthma attack and not only did my boyfriend not wanna help me to urgent care, but when it came time for bed and i couldnt get comfortable to being cold and an elevated heart beat. he kicked me to the couch so he could sleep. FML

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SKYstlimit 11

Monday 19 December 2016 5:47

break up with him, you don't deserve that rubbish

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SKYstlimit 11

Monday 19 December 2016 5:47

break up with him, you don't deserve that rubbish

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