Work: Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By _/ | \_ - 06/10/2013 17:40 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML

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By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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By Ashley - 15/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By John - 02/11/2012 04:13 - United States

Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

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By adamwilcockson - 18/09/2014 04:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 18:00

Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML

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Realorange 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:36

that is ******* disgusting fyl

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:37

Stop using those with aluminium in it. That could be the problem.

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ellakacyme22 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:51

Youu could have gone to the bathroomtoilet to wash it off instead of being uncomfortable and in pain.

evilplatypus 38

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:41

Washing it off usually doesn't work since skin absorbs things. Most allergic reactions need either time or steroids.

lordzero_fml 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:51

Welcome to my life.. Only mine is perminate and a constant bloddy mess

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:20

STOP SCRATCHING! Switch to liquid deodorant, powder, prescription, natural, something but in the meantime - stop ******* scratching! Why are you torturing yourself?! *permanent (couldn't resist, mate)

RLG 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:21

Thanks man cuz you know, it's totally not disgusting and what not

brown4lifejot 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:19

*bloody :$

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:53

Please, for the love of god, visit a doctor or a dertalogist!

murdersquirrel 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:00

Almost. So close.

SmeXikoE 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:28

*Dermatologist

nabesh 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:54

See the doctor plsss!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:23

I thought this said "see the doctor piss". If you were going to add extra letters, you may as well have just spelled it correctly. What is the point of abbreviating if you aren't saving all those precious milliseconds?

brown4lifejot 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:26

Move that last 's' over to 'doctor' and it looks like "see the doctors piss"

Rainchikmoo 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:56

Awgh i can only imagine! Go see a doctor, that's terrible!

countrymom 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:59

Thats just nasty, I dont think that I would post that!

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:59

It's not an allergic reaction. Your armpits are staging a bloody revolt and are trying to take over your body, one stinky area at a time. Watch out - they've got your crotch on their side.