FML : Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop...

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Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By aldfgadfklbg - / Sunday 13 March 2011 23:08 / United States

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By unfortunate_13 | 5

#2179268 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:52

i'm sorry, that's pretty fucked up.

By RockstarRN | 10

#2179256 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:47

Sounds like you need to have a big talk!

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By RockstarRN | 10

#2179256 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:47

Sounds like you need to have a big talk!

Mister_Grinch | 0

#2181926 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

YtotsDI | 0

#2183053 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 03:24

he is a she js lol

chlorinegreen | 27

#3760265 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 09:26

Nice picture mr grinch I see we both like googling cute cat pictures

friedpwnadge | 25

#5643914 - Monday 26 August 2013 05:34

#98 hasn't gotten laid in years due to her sexism

Rallred32 | 20

#5909912 - Thursday 10 April 2014 05:05

She has, mad snail disease.....

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6560954 - Thursday 17 March 2016 03:42

Tickle-ish rib cage, severely untrimmed toenails, scratchy throat and finally you turn into A ZOMBIE!!!!!

By tzecco | 1

#2179266 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:51

Is the disease that you're ginger?

dwdrummerpro | 0

#2179302 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:03

shhhhhhh... they don't have souls.

naughtia | 14

#2179333 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:15

day walker maybe?

Jimboom | 11

#2179789 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:35

Actually, if that were the case the disease they would have is Gingervitis

aardvarkish | 15

#2179813 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:51

26... kind of clever

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#2180145 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:14

29- It's from South Park.

truthinlies | 1

#2180279 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:12

2 that was uncalled for

MissBunny25 | 0

#2180398 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:03

53 must be a Ginger lol

kportal69 | 5

#2180431 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:11

hey hey I'm proud to be a ginger. if I have no soul that means I'll do what the fuck I like because I'm eternally damned so no matter what I do I'm know where I'm going. Soooo ill kill you. :)

MissBunny25 | 0

#2180467 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:23

haha noooo 60 is gonna kill us all! aahhhh! attack of the ginger :00000 run run run run!

tweak111 | 0

#2180608 - Monday 14 March 2011 04:08

its gonna eat us like OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.... den we all died... then gingers will rule the world... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kimscion | 0

#2180634 - Monday 14 March 2011 04:13

lol

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2180908 - Monday 14 March 2011 05:20

I love gingers:P and blondes. They make life interesting.

McGherkin | 0

#2180949 - Monday 14 March 2011 05:29

I'm Ginger, and I find all this funny, so STFU and man up.

QueenOfBoredom | 0

#2181052 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:00

i fucking love you for saying that my gosh thats exactly what i say "dont mess with gingers they have no morals"

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#2179268 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:52

i'm sorry, that's pretty fucked up.

MyNameIsViet | 15

#4360853 - Friday 27 April 2012 08:28

Epilepsy?

By taylorrswift | 0

#2179283 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ImmortalKratos | 0

#2179734 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:12

whenever she's had it she probably couldn't remember it. or they only used to happen when she was little

122409 | 0

#2179777 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:31

21, I love your username & picture! also, @ the fml, I can't stand shitty parents...

T3P33_fml | 0

#2180028 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:39

maybe her mum did told her but the disease is alzheimer.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2180118 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:59

24 DISTURBED!! m/ >.< m/

bmboente15 | 0

#2180190 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:38

I have epilepsy and my first seizure was when I was twelve, you don't know right away.

NotBree | 0

#2180513 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:38

Read 'shitty pants', instead of 'shitty parents'. Funniest thing. :'D

stonebaked | 0

#2181912 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:41

haha :P

heybabeitsaja | 7

#5891591 - Friday 21 March 2014 06:08

Tf???

By pickles1994 | 18

#2179287 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:00

I'm sry :/

By Joeliette | 0

#2179289 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:00

What's your disease what's your disease? Now I want to know!!

cls219 | 0

#2180035 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:42

I really want to know now too!

boatsandhos16 | 0

#2180068 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:48

probably epilepsy

04VWR32 | 6

#2180936 - Monday 14 March 2011 05:26

good call

amc0705 | 0

#2180972 - Monday 14 March 2011 05:35

I thought so too. What sucked even more is the fact my parents completely ignored the gluten free diet for 16 years of my life.

eponine243 | 0

#2181415 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:41

I hope your villi are ok.

FlonkertonChamp | 6

#2181668 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:19

i don't know why, but "i hope your villi are ok" really made me laugh.

dristin | 0

#2560220 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 05:02

I have epilepsey. It's not fun.

By Lozza111 | 0

#2179291 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:00

if you didnt know, hopefully it's not too bad?

By nynjapyrate | 0

#2179293 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:01

I'm sorry... but how is it anyone can say that op deserved it???

22cute | 17

#2179398 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:58

I think some people hit "ydi" on all of them just to be obtuse.

ezrabc | 0

#2179815 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:52

That is not a relevant use of the word obtuse. I think you meant that they do that to intentionally cause annoyance or anger. Kind of like what I'm doing with this reply.

Renesaga | 8

#2179847 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:14

No, obtuse can also be used to say that one is lacking insight. Essentially, that just means they're acting (or they just are, naturally) stupid. It would be obtuse to click YDI on all of the FML's.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2179917 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:58

30 - WHY?!?! Why would you take a picture of yourself crapping?!

ezrabc | 0

#2180153 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:25

a) I wanted to, and b) I am perfectly aware of the common usage if obtuse, it was still used incorrectly. While going through and clicking YDI would be obtuse behavior, it would not be a person's intention to do it to be "obtuse." The intention of the person would be to aggravate people or something similar.

ezrabc | 0

#2180155 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:28

For further clarification, it would have been correct to say "they are just being obtuse" but it is incorrect in this context to say "they are just doing it to be obtuse."

antsinmypants199 | 0

#2180245 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:06

47 - Thank you for finally clarifying that. I get in many heated debates with my english teacher about the use of the word "obtuse", but now that won't happen again. Also, I love you're picture lol

dunner12 | 0

#2180328 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:41

ezrabc no on wants to see the behind the scenes photos of you working your glory hole.

guckylynn | 19

#2180380 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:58

52, I find it funny you supposedly get in heated debates with your English teacher about "obtuse" when you can't even use the correct form of your/you're.

ihatedumbasses | 6

#2180577 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:59

hahaha^^^^^ and are you really having a conversation about obtuse because that's not annoying at all........

mizzflory | 5

#2181995 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:01

sittin on da toilet.! lol

perradize | 0

#2182815 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 02:37

99-ahahahaha! I love that YouTube video! I went to watch it after I read your comment! oh the laughs Ive had...good times, good times...

guestxxx | 0

#2183867 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 07:57

I have clicked YDI on other FMLs on accident on my iPod. The little pop up thing for YDI or FYL are pretty close to each other and you can't click on it to take back an accidental vote.

By Joeliette | 0

#2179298 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:02

@nynjapyrate people who accidentally push the wrong button I guess.

By chlorinegreen | 27

#2179312 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:07

why couldn't your dad tell you? is your mom the only one who is responsible or even cares about you? I doubt your parents are the only ones who know. fyl

Bobissmall | 13

#2179422 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:04

OP probably lives with their mother / their dad wasn't around when OP was a kid. I'm guessing it isn't a huge deal so OP's dad didn't even think she wouldn't know.

pink_raindrops | 26

#2181345 - Monday 14 March 2011 08:09

Sometimes when there is a problem, or a child needs a parental talk the mother deals with the issues of the daughter and the dad deals with the son. When i was growing up if my parents needed to tell me something serious my mom would always do it and my dad tended to handle my brothers.