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Show it anywayI would've preferred a "Wow, that's a shitty situation."
No it's a bit nice to have a shitty pun phrased differently for once.
the only shitty things here are these puns
Comment number one paraphrased: That sucks. Comment number two paraphrased: That sucks. Ya'll are too ******* picky, at least be consistent in your voting. It's all the same shit, #2's comment is even worse than #1's. At least #1 tried.
#67 - Something of substance, instead of being a safe "sympathy" commenter. Yeah, we know the FML sucks, it's an FML. We only occasionally need to say it doesn't suck because it's contrary to what we expect.
Wow I didn't know there were rules on commenting. Pretty stupid to get so worked up over a couple of sentences if you ask me.
There are no commenting rules other than the unspoken but understood: Don't be offensive and idiotic rule. Saying that something is f'd up or sucks is another way of showing support that they aren't wrong that their FML is legitimate. It is simple but no worse than The ones saying I am sorry you experienced that. No use freaking out over that.
Run Op, Run!
GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A SHITTY SITUATION WOW Really though, we need to know what happened next, OP.
Honestly, how could you not tell it was that kind of fart coming down the pipes? Usually those feel different man. Still, sucks to be you right now. Hope she didn't go ape shit.
I'm guessing his muscle's were loose at the moment and he couldn't control it
I thought I was farting and shit myself
i presume this is not the right moment to make a "where will you be when the diarhea hits?" joke. right? because that sucks donkey balls
That was horrifying for both of you I'm sure..
Since it was a one night stand, maybe you can calmly slip out, unlike your fart.
Hopefully if he did or does do that in future one night stands and slip out without a word he doesn't see her later...he might get shamed publicly by the girl and her friends...
"Today, I woke up after a one night stand. There was crap in my bed and the guy was nowhere to be seen."
Hopefully she's a deep sleeper so she didn't wake up from that. But if she did, then I wouldn't know what to do either. You have my prayers, OP.
I thought that symbol meant female.
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Since it was a one night stand, maybe you can calmly slip out, unlike your fart.
Honestly, how could you not tell it was that kind of fart coming down the pipes? Usually those feel different man. Still, sucks to be you right now. Hope she didn't go ape shit.