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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Screwed in Seattle - 05/02/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

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By BigToe - 26/04/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:08

YDI for taking drugs without bothering to check the label. Enjoy your nap and be damn glad you didn't take something more serious.

x3herox3 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:45

It's called reading. You should try it.

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luvmypitbulls 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:08

are you ******* retarded?

luvmypitbulls 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:09

are you ******* retarded?

chico1014 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:16

at least the pills weren't Viagra!

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:33

If it was, he would have "nailed" that exam.

awks 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:23

check your meds next time... ＿φ(￣ー￣ )

romanje 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:29

Hahah dude be careful, I hope you didn't miss your exam

bigtaytay 13

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:52

does your school not offer make-up exams? if not then FYL

Leva_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 21:46

How could you possibly mistake it when Advil clearly has "Advil" written on each pill?

xXSweetNightmare 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:53

Exactly, that's what I'm wondering as well..

akeem4 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:30

Baha you retard. why the **** didn't you read the goddamn label? that was smart eh? good thing it wasn't serious :O

jiggyjiggz 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:33

don't shart when u can eat a pop tart.

PROBLEMS99 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:48

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Same thing different taste

Away with the fairies

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