Animals: Today, I had a friend over who doesn't like dogs at all. I had... - FML

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By An apparent liar - 06/07/2016 09:29 - United States

Today, I had a friend over who doesn't like dogs at all. I had proudly boasted that since the day I got my new puppy (now 6months old) he hadn't had an accident in our house. Not even 5 seconds later he shat liquid on the carpet between us in my living room.FML

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smallandroid 26

Thursday 7 July 2016 2:40

Aww, your poor puppy must have accidentally eaten something bad & couldn't help it. :(

GhostFox 33

Thursday 7 July 2016 12:50

This sounds like your pup got into something that has made them ill- just clean up the mess, see what they could have gotten into, and keep fresh water down and in easy access until their stomach calms down. Also, get a pet 'accident' enzyme-based removed. They get rid of the things that make animals think they should go in that spot again.

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smallandroid 26

Thursday 7 July 2016 2:40

Aww, your poor puppy must have accidentally eaten something bad & couldn't help it. :(

GhostFox 33

Thursday 7 July 2016 12:50

This sounds like your pup got into something that has made them ill- just clean up the mess, see what they could have gotten into, and keep fresh water down and in easy access until their stomach calms down. Also, get a pet 'accident' enzyme-based removed. They get rid of the things that make animals think they should go in that spot again.

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