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By ant_1b - 25/08/2016 14:01 - France - Vierzon

Today, I had a dream that my soon-to-be ex-wife was coming home to patch things up. She rang the bell of our apartment, I went to open the door and... woke up alone in the staircase, locked out. I sleep naked. FML
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HellCat44 17

Wow. That's public humiliation. Good luck with the divorce, OP. It sure as hell won't be amicable, I can tell you that much.

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HellCat44 17

Wow. That's public humiliation. Good luck with the divorce, OP. It sure as hell won't be amicable, I can tell you that much.

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r83839 22

This was only a dream tho?

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ant_1b 7

That she was there was only a dream. That I was locked out naked in the middle of the night was far from a dream... What happened after that is a long story!!!

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bickdig69 8

Wait how did you get locked out though?

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ant_1b 7

In this building, if the door slams shut, you need the key to open it from the outside. (The handle only turns on the inside.)

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deminchic 22

If you have a tendency to sleepwalk, maybe you shouldn't sleep naked

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ant_1b 7

This was a first, but thanks for your sympathy ;)

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