Miscellaneous: Today, I had a day off. I couldn't enjoy this though, because...

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By bierlyn - 02/06/2016 00:45 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I had a day off. I couldn't enjoy this though, because the walls of my apartment building are so thin, I had the privilege of listening to the two guys to my right having sex. All night. FML

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Darkarron 17

Saturday 4 June 2016 5:22

Maybe try earplugs?

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Darkarron 17

Saturday 4 June 2016 5:22

Maybe try earplugs?

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