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By Sansational_ - 03/02/2016 16:17 - United States - Randolph
Today, I had a blackout from a snowstorm at my house. I was using a flashlight, but apparently my dog is scared of flashlights. Upon pointing it at the ceiling, my dog took a flying leap and tore into my head. Because of the snow, I had to wait a day to get to the hospital for stitches. FML.