Miscellaneous: Today, I graduated college. As I made my way up the stage, my...

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By BrandonDrapeau - 12/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I graduated college. As I made my way up the stage, my name was about to be called. Right as the speaker was about to announce my name he stopped and muttered under his breath, "How the hell do I pronounce this?" FML.

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