Miscellaneous: Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted...

By Rai - 24/03/2009 16:11 - Canada

Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have atleast combed it!" FML

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By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By queenmabby - 16/01/2019 12:00

Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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knuckledragger 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:08

You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."

snic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow .. that sucks ..

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snic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow .. that sucks ..

potterwatch 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 12:59

maybe you should practice?

krazygirl100 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:58

parents dont under stand style u should have told her u wanted it to look like that

abcdefgh_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

hahahahaha aww...

knuckledragger 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:08

You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 15 December 2013 0:59

And then OP would be bitch slapped...

cnhd 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:09

what a dick move by mom

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:10

you should dye your hair pink after school then come home

elijahle 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:13

aww, that was fail on your moms part.

FML625 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:15

omg, mom's suck. that sucks.

xOpheliacx 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:15

Guess you need to practice curling your hair? Could've told her what you did, to make her feel like an ass. haha.

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:18

lol this is why you don't curl your hair. if you dont do it perfectly it looks really messy.

OMIGODNOWAI 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:19

eh. don't worry. my mom didnt' recognize an old picture of me because "i had eyebrows back then." just learn to curl your hair better. ;|

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