Holidays: Today I got to have my sleep interrupted yet again because my...

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By Why me 22 - 06/07/2016 10:03 - United States - Modesto

Today I got to have my sleep interrupted yet again because my neibors don't know, how to sleep and like to pass the time setting off big illegal fireworks. It's been three weeks and the cops won't do a thing. FML

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