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By clumsyV - 15/05/2009 19:13
Today, I got to a movie after it had already started. It was full and pitch black. I felt around and sat in what I thought was an empty seat. It wasn't. I sat on a 5 year old kid who procedeed to bawl his eyes out. As I jumped up, I tripped, fell and punched his mom in the stomach on my way down FML