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By Airplane crap / Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:13 / United States - Leavenworth
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By  leaper66  |  12

F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."

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By  harrypotter955  |  19

Sounds like a shitt... Eh it's not worth it

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  Brightbulb  |  39

Last time I was on a plane it was under 5 oz to pass security and then you could buy anything you wanted to take on the plane on the shops between security and the gate. I got air freshener, a drink, food, and brought it all on the plane with no difficulties.

By  leaper66  |  12

F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."

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  janguillou  |  3

Nobody implied it was. What Earl_KarmasBitch was saying, sarcastically, was that had it been OP who decided to get the diarrhea, he or she would not have held up the flight, but instead sat in the seat, defecating in his or her pants.

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  junkman6  |  22

I dunno number 40. Maybe you're onto some new evil criminal plot! They delay your flights by hours and force you to smell the aroma of defecation. Their singular goal is to make you mildly uncomfortable, truly dastardly criminals.

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  Kielnmsoftly  |  26

Actually people who eat the Satan Diarrrhea Hate Bears (the Haribo sugarless gummy bears' nickname) do. They eat them to see if they are actually as bad as people say they are. I'm waiting until the day I can order some and try because I want to so yeah.

By  Mattaguirre_  |  15

what a shitty situation you must've been in

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  Ltsdragons  |  19

Stop with the shit puns. Is it that much harder to think of a more clever pun? Like maybe, idk, "Stinks to be you." Or something better than a shit pun

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  junkman6  |  22

Nah "what a shitty situation" "is a keeper," when it comes to toilet related FMLs.

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  Welshite  |  39

The threat of Ebola, most likely.

By  Geeve95  |  11

Well just imagine if you had diarrhea and instead of them waiting for you to be done in the painful time what if they just took off.... SH!T WOULD BE GOING EVERYWHERE IN THE WASHROOM... Now that would be a real FML. Plus you just need to be patient.

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