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By SteveBassist - 06/02/2016 23:56 - United Kingdom - Shepperton
Today, I got rear ended at a set of traffic lights. The moron who hit me said it was because 'my brake lights were too bright and my brakes were too sharp'. I was stationary at the lights. FML