Work and Health: Today, I got news that I had "delighted a customer" so I looked...

By Tori - 30/12/2017 19:00

Today, I got news that I had "delighted a customer" so I looked at the review online. It says, "The fat girl up front was nice." FML

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By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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Thanks Karen

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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You deserved it 4 360

By Anonymous - 07/11/2016 15:48

Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML

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You deserved it 808

By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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You deserved it 19 324

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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You deserved it 13 573

By fuckdubstep51 - 21/07/2012 22:49 - United States - Willingboro

Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML

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You deserved it 1 785

By Idktbh - 18/11/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, when I finished helping a customer, she said, “Thanks cutie!” When I thanked her she giggled and said, “I just like making people smile, plus I bet you don’t get called that often!” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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You deserved it 3 537

By leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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You deserved it 3 314

exileonmainst 16

Saturday 30 December 2017 19:48

”She also doesn’t sweat much..”

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 30 December 2017 21:43

At least no one filed a sexual harassment claim against you.

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exileonmainst 16

Saturday 30 December 2017 19:48

”She also doesn’t sweat much..”

Symphoniaes 32

Saturday 30 December 2017 20:05

inb4 “ydi for being fat” Sorry that happened OP. :/

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 30 December 2017 21:43

At least no one filed a sexual harassment claim against you.

exileonmainst 16

Saturday 30 December 2017 23:02

That’s like the epitome of the ”At least it’s not raining”.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 31 December 2017 4:20

Chin up, somebody thought you're nice!

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 31 December 2017 12:05

Do you work for Good Times? It’s one of their corporate phrases.

mt21mt 15

Sunday 31 December 2017 23:45

"Welcome to Good Times, where the fat girls up front are nice." Sounds like a winning business slogan.

millsjoshua949 12

Wednesday 22 July 2020 18:54

I agree the wording was hurtful but atleast it was a positive review.

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Same thing different taste

Thanks Karen

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