By KristaAaronn - 27/08/2014 12:24 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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KristaAaronn 25

OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks

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rhysfucker 24

They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.

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stillalive33 14

A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.

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martin8337 35

Damm, OP is onto us. The forks and the knives are also allies wit the spoons.

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RedPillSucks 31

what!!?? I thought the dish ran away with the spoon

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martin8337 35

The dishes are neutral like Switzerland.

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Ichiya 29

I still don't trust them. They seem suspicious to me.

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PoisonOrchid 21

Hahaha just enjoy it while it lasts.

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PandaSmile 24

The invasion will start by splashing everyone with water when the spoon is placed the wrong way under the tap. THEY ARE IN OUR HOMES ALREADY

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Falassalond 16

And the sad part is that I do this all the time. I know it's going to happen but sometimes I think maybe it won't happen this time. I'm gullable.

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cartedor 18

Neo will never be able to bend them all, yes!!

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SaintT 15

This sounds about right. I just had mine removed and I was apparently telling my cousin that her mom was going to be mad because the little green men were stealing the water from their pool... needless to say I was on some good drugs.

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helloimclaudia 30

Why do people in america get full on drugs to have their wisdom teeth removed? Here they only sedate you in your mouth.

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TheQueen16 10

Its a surgery, my friend got hers removed and they put her to sleep to get it done.

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SaintT 15

Yeah they put me to sleep but I woke up loopy and then they gave me vicadin. That knocked me off my ass!

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CoGhostRider 31

Oral surgeons in the UK give you a local to cut your gums open remove all 4 wisdom teeth and give you stitches?! Glad I don't live there. Idk when you guys have yours removed but we try to get them out before they break the skin.

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ironhead_fml 20

Well, at least you weren't getting forked!

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