Health: Today, I got my tonsils removed. My body also agreed that today...

By MissAnonymous93 - 14/05/2016 15:32 - South Africa

Today, I got my tonsils removed. My body also agreed that today was a good day to get a bad cough. My bed currently looks like a scene out of "Dexter". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 04:54

Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML

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By Alex - 09/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML

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By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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By anonymous - 13/02/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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By LeoCor - 27/08/2018 20:30

Today, and for the past 2 weeks, I've had a massive pain in my throat. It went down for a while with antibiotics, but when it came back I had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery. There was a 3 cm abscess growing in my throat. Happy birthday to me! FML

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The whole tooth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML

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By uggghhhh - 21/12/2016 22:28

Today, it's 3 days before Christmas and my first day of holidays. Today is also the first day I have been sick all year. Hello tonsillitis, goodbye fun. FML

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By why?? - 24/05/2016 13:29 - United States

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

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Sunday 15 May 2016 12:37

Is there a reason why you're not taking a cough suppressant?

Reaperbunni 4

Sunday 15 May 2016 13:39

Your body didnt decide to get it. The surgery lowered your immune system. Anyways all the more reason to pig out on ice creams and jello

Comments

amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 21:31

ouch!

KillMePlsKThx 7

Sunday 15 May 2016 22:58

Wow, I just finished watching an episode of Dexter.

dbt88 15

Monday 16 May 2016 6:54

Dexter was pretty clean though...

flammaefata 20

Monday 16 May 2016 9:01

Only the way he left his crime scenes - the plastic sheeting was usually spattered all over.

NotASquirrel 19

Tuesday 17 May 2016 4:47

Dexter likes to keep things clean though.

manuwish 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:47

you should have it checked, bleeding after surgery is not a sign of recovery, you probably coughed the wounds open again and there are risks of blood infection as you know, there is large amounts of bacteria in your mouth, you really should get it checked and get a special desinfectant spray for mouth treatment or something..