Miscellaneous: Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows... - FML

By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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IGotNippleRings 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:08

should be grateful.

kruzito 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:12

$1 a pop.

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pip74205 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:17

And you paid it.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:17

Can't speak from experience as I've never had my eyebrows waxed before, but wouldn't it have just popped with the paper?

anorexicbarbie 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:05

The ****?

IStillReadBooks 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:45

They don't wax your forehead

aaltieri 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:20

Yes

Insane_Tea 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:18

Don't you think bushy brows would be a little less important than obtaining clearer skun?

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:42

I love your name!!! :D

icyfire617 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:18

an entire dollar??!! FYL -_-

alisidewinder 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:19

My waxer has never done that for me. But then again I don't get many zits. I would have tipped extra for that.

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:24

This seems to be a common business practice nowadays. When I get a "back, sack and crack" waxing and the girl gives me a reach around, she always charges extra.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:30

Say you won't pay as you don't have the money and that's why you didn't ask her to. That and you don't like other people popping your acne and would speedboats her sticking to her job next time. If she pushes threaten a lawsuit, she's not allowed to touch you in anyway you haven't consented to

melons 44

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:51

Speedboats?!

skata 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:56

"say you won't pay as you don't have the money"... if you don't have a dollar then you probably shouldn't be getting a waxing in the first place

killianisboss 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:40

wtf it's a zit you don't need to sue.

my2centsworth 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:21

I love that your phone autocorrected "appreciate" to speedboats!

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:44

Lol yeah... Me too

m0dlchk1 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:33

that's nasty.

ssaammiiee 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:33

I think you owe her a thank you!

sk8rchick97 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:37

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