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If you run from someone who is threatening you with a stapler you risk having them chuck it at your head while you're trying to escape =/

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No, I haven't. But a stapler can't shoot, can it? So, if that guy threatened OP and, instead of getting mugged, OP ran away as fast as possible, he would have been safe, wouldn't he? If that guy put it immediately on OP's neck (or if OP isn't blessed with a good pair of legs), well yeah, then OP hadn't much choice.

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Hey, getting a stapler thrown at your head as you try to run away doesn't sound too pleasant to me! :) ~ almost anything can be used as a weapon, if used in the right way ...heh heh

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Yeahh, try to run away while someones trying to mug you AND staple you. I wouldn't know, but that sounds pretty hard to me.

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I would like to stick a candy bar in my hoodie and point it towards OP, telling him it's a stapler. It would probably work.

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James Bond doesn't need a stapler. Just an environment full of coincidentally perfect circumstances to create a chain reaction that perfectly kills everyone but the good guys.

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you realize thats the only type of stapler.. right? OP only said stapler, not staple gun or anything, soooo yyyyyyeaahh

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Hey, let me see you get one of those little bastards shoved somewhere up your anatomy and walk away with a straight face.

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If someone would try to rob me with a stapler I would probably die laughing. The robber must have known this and is taking his victims stuff when they are busy laughing. I wonder how many people have been robbed by that person.

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I bet your dumbass would like to watch that. It's not even that painful just a sting so quit being a little bitch and grow a pair of balls.

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I personally would be worried about maybe getting beat down with the stapler, not so much getting stapled. I'm pretty sure getting hit over the head with a stapler at full force would hurt like hell.

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Flockz, you never have those lead log shits that keep you out of class for half an hour? Those are excruciating I hear.

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why would they be painful though? my shits have never been painful. two weeks in a cell with "Big" Bubba Johnson fixed that.

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