By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 14:31 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 728
You deserved it 8 299

Same thing different taste

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Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.

Comments

Shay_Shay97 23

I don't even... What? This one seriously needs a follow up.

At least you weren't arrested by a fake hooker. :D

Hey at least she leave you stranded with no money and leave you naked at your mothers house forcing you to out on your mothers dress to chase after her. Oh wait that was in a episode of two and a half men

I need to know more about this. Were you purchasing her services? Was she just hanging around all Hooker-like and then she mugged you? DETAILS!!!!!!

mm12344 8

Maybe you should stop hiring hookers.

WHOA whoa whoa lets not get crazy now.

TweetAnne 13

What happened to all the honest hookers? Society these days *smh*

CliffyB03 28

I thought you said "face hooker" and I was extremely confused