Miscellaneous: Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out,...

By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By BrilsmurfO_O - 06/04/2009 14:12 - Netherlands

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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Smooth criminal

By omgfmlhard - 11/05/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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lilfrankief 8

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:38

Awh, that sucks! I have an over attached mom too! I hate that shit!

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:40

"No, I'm not going to call her cell phone, this will be much easier"

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DjeePee 24

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:49

Don't feel bad, they weren't laughing about you, but about your mom.

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:50

I still freak out when I lose my mom in the store too. I feel you lol

beatlegirl27 20

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:53

Over attached mom meet cell phone cell meet over attached mom

waynesmedley92 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:57

I would have just walked out of the store then

olpally 32

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:57

Your mom isn't too bright at being able to find you in a best buy... Jeez, how embarrassing... Oh mother, lol.

olpally 32

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:16

At not being able**

Zacky_V_01 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:04

YDI for getting lost at best buy.

Warden1986 16

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:05

She ever hear of a cellphone, there's plenty of them in best buy. Maybe she should that as a hint.

loserboii 11

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:06

Your mother is showing dominance by embarassing you, she's very clever.

missmon92 6

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:14

How do you get lost at Best Buy?

lexi365 20

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:25

Can you blame the employees though? I mean who wouldn't laugh at that situation?

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