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By thatoneguy757 - 29/03/2016 20:32 - United States
Today, I got into a roast session with my mom and I said "yo momma so fat she takes up the driver and passenger seat in a car" she replied, "yo momma so nasty, when you were younger she sucked your daddy's dick then came in and kissed you goodnight" ? FML