Intimacy: Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for 20 minutes because of a football game. FML

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flockz 19

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:28

did you rock them motha fuckas?

MissMess 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:28

So, not a onesie fan?

Comments

nyxiny 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:31

Well, was it comfy?

qr_fml 21

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:31

I'm not even sure how to comment on this....

ilovedinosawers 17

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:39

Then don't.

scr_sensei 14

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:39

This isn't how.

imessedwithtexas 13

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:32

Run, Bro.

rg350dx 29

Wednesday 1 May 2013 1:30

Gunna be hard to in that pajama onesie.

eyesmile27 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:35

Was she trying to be kinky? Or was she trying to feel what it's like to molest a child? That's some effed up shit. Bolt right now!

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:18

Hey onesies are cute. Me and my girlfriend both have them.

dakkat720 6

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:35

How did this ever pass as a hood FML

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:37

Hopefully it had built-in socks and a Batman design... if not at least Zebra flannel.

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:39

I'm listening...DO NOT STOP TALKING

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:40

I like **** with drawn out intros. It lets me get my popcorn ready (and cover it) and my soda (and cover it) and my array of lotions (and cover them). I'm ready, now. OK, she's dressed you up in children's PJs, now what?