Miscellaneous: Today, I got grounded. Why? Because I said that I didn't like...

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By gamewizard - 09/03/2016 00:52 - United States

Today, I got grounded. Why? Because I said that I didn't like Norbit. Yes, that's right. I'm in trouble for not liking one of the worst comedy's of all time. FML.

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