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By hot_mess88 - 04/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML

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By RIP - 07/10/2012 18:34 - Finland - Espoo

Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 01:03 - United States - La Grande

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 14:00

Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML

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By ApparentlyBadDriver - 25/06/2015 10:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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By notgivingup - 01/10/2012 03:21 - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

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By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

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xHaniffax 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:48

Did you give them a right scolding after? and a lecture on behaving irresponsibly in public? XD Oh, parents...they do the darndest things

doctorbob 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:51

probably a bar where bikers go to

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BLNovelist 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:39

wow, just wow. I think that is a FML for everyone involved, haha.

xHaniffax 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:48

Did you give them a right scolding after? and a lecture on behaving irresponsibly in public? XD Oh, parents...they do the darndest things

meanie_monday 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:02

I would pretend I didn't know them...

Shyman4ever 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:06

Wow it sucks when parents get in to a fight in public places

AshleyRose784 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:12

obnoxious

BikerMike 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:18

Good quality dysfuntional famiy entertainment

kc2_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:19

this isn't even funny...

nwoodh 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:44

Thats the most awesome ******* thing I've ever heard. Hilarious.

DEVASTATOR 12

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:59

so true this is funny as hell this sure made my day LOL 

rc024 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:13

R u a cop?? Anyways either way cop or not i would have dragged them both out like a bunch of idiots and driven them to the middle of nowhere and left them to duke it out...

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Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML

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Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML

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