Miscellaneous: Today, I got back a final test from one of my classes. I failed....

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By ScratchCatPower - 31/03/2016 10:47 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I got back a final test from one of my classes. I failed. Apparently, more points can be taken off of questions than how much they were actually worth. FML

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