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By lol iN - 04/05/2016 19:17 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I got a strange email from a women asking how I knew the guy I was seeing. I told him I met him through my family and she asked how long we've been seeing each other. I told her I've been seeing him since December and she replied "oh that's funny I have been dating him since November" fml

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