Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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You deserved it 12 534

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 878

You deserved it 6 649

By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 513

You deserved it 12 233

By mikeyamazing - 28/12/2009 05:00 - France

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 480

You deserved it 4 798

By Dummas - 15/01/2017 12:00

Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 643

You deserved it 6 116

By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 564

You deserved it 7 691

By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 693

You deserved it 6 230

By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 276

You deserved it 3 379

By bureaucracy - 29/01/2017 13:00 - United States - Bellingham

Today I went to the bus station to pick up a lost phone. Even after calling ahead the day before, I was turned away because I hadn't e-mailed. The website says to call and doesn't list an e-mail. I still don't have the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 631

You deserved it 456

By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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You deserved it 50 250

Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 650

You deserved it 480

ForestFire0 1

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Clearly, your friends don't want you to text or call them. You must be annoying

Toni818 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

If you didn't put your name at the end of that statement then I probably wouldn't have responded either.

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pshnoway 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:39

Maybe they just don't check their emails. It's very common for people to have email accounts and not check them.

DrunkenValor 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:45

Don't whatever you do, put your mobile in your msn name - people like me will prank you, alot. And they won't even be funny pranks.

DynamicDave 11

Monday 21 September 2009 20:53

I clicked 'i agree' just to be the 1000th lol. But seriously, that sucks!

kikersdoo 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:56

Loser.

RubixMonkey 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:07

Are you too lazy to go on facebook or track them down in person.

Ranoona 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:09

I doubt you gave them enough time or they just didn't want you to call/text them. By the way the message is annoying .

541 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:18

No one uses e-mail.

Lucky444 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:22

Um, sorry...I just don't like you anymore so. I refuse to send you my info.

plexico 3

Monday 21 September 2009 21:22

Sounds like an ultimatum from a douchebag. Even if I liked you, I wouldn't respond to a obnoxious message like that.

Sully89 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:35

wow that really sucks

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