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By BrianTheLion89 / Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:37 / United States
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  boofgall  |  16

Was that all you got? A half-mangled first comment about plants?

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  Kefka91  |  15

Blue whales have like a 16 ft penis... Gran's vagina must be massive after that. (note: I am not a marine biologist and haven't studied whale genitalia. This comment is meant to be funny, so any dick-weasels that wanna give me the anatomically correct length can shove it)

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  Il_Maestro  |  6

Those weren't ants, they were lice. A species many individuals prefer to keep away from their lady bits. But they breathe so it seems we've learned something else about granny.

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  gr8koolkat  |  6

Sorry to burst everyones bubble but the average sex session only burns about 34 calories an hour, which isn't much... obviously this varies depending on what you do but saying you burn 'a lot' of calories is false hope really. :(

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  3040evan  |  2

In all truth you honestly don't burn that many calories in sex, it's only an average of 25-100 each time it can be more but very very seldom. Just FYI.

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  perdix  |  29

I'd think sex is so variable that there would have to be a wide range of caloric values. Laying there getting a BJ requires about 0 calories, while doing it doggy-style on tip-toes burns massive calories and gives you a great calf burn!

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  boofgall  |  16

19- That wasn't a pun, just saying.

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  xKandaxYuux  |  8

36- It was in fact a pun, being that he could be talking about an actual plant or he could be talking about the entire family. Or do you not know what a family tree is? Because if not I'd go ask google.

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  kyleekay  |  24

4- The intelligence radiating from this comment is truly a breath of fresh air. Thank you, kind sir, for not falling victim to the illness of ignorance that so often corrupts this generation. :)

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  evig_fml  |  16

Anyone can google, and knowing is half the battle. Besides anyone who has ever step foot onto a collage campus should know that your family effects almost every social trend you have.

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  kyleekay  |  24

35- At least you're studying. :) Good enough for me! 37- College*. I also realize that google is a fine resource for answers like this. However, the way he wrote the comment suggests that he knows the material, and is not simply copying it from a website.

By  kyleekay  |  24

OP, it's 2012. Your grandma is right. Haven't you realized women are meant to be sluts?

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  kyleekay  |  24

Damnit, you are right. That's what I get for not paying attention to detail. My bad. :)

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  kyleekay  |  24

38- Sexiest? Women, of course. ;) I was only joking with my original comment. Simply implying that our society expects promiscuity from everyone these days!

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  coffee_man900  |  16

Interesting points on this one. Did anyone notice that, as #30 stated, OP's name might be Brian and could possibly be a Guy? Some missed that. The other part that everyone seemed to have missed is that Op stated "Thanks Gran." Might just be Grandad, not Grandma. Maybe OP could be more informative. That would be great. :)

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

I believe you have this wrong, if your statement were to be true and it were to be believed that it is socially acceptable to consider women only in existence to please men, then the date in question shouldn't be 2012 but 1812

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  perdix  |  29

#96, ah, the classic mistake. In 1812, it was women pleasing men. In 2012, the women are getting as much or even more pleasure from sex than the men they are having sex with. You gals had a pretty good run making us dudes give you shit and suck up to you by pretending that sex was a chore for you.

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