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By TiredTeacher - 07/04/2016 02:39 - United States - Arlington
Today, I got a district e-mail telling me I needed to prove my identity and employability. I can't locate my original birth certificate or Social Security card, and I don't have a valid passport - the only documents that are acceptable. I've worked for the district since August 1997! FML