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By kmn483 - 22/03/2016 04:51 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, I got a call where an old man was yelling at me because I wasn't taking care of his daughter or our child. I was so surprised I couldn't mutter much before he hung up. My friend, his daughter, had to call me back and explain he called the wrong "Kyle" from her address book. FML

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