By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

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Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

Comments

joemud 13

Dump his ass if you haven't already, no need for someone like that in your life.

#18, That's the point. #10 was saying that OP is lucky that she wasn't in her boyfriend's situation where he's hungover, with a "gross fat chick", in bed, and also hung up on his girlfriend if that needed any clearing up

What did you see in him in the first place? Clearly he's an idiot who has no respect for you. I'd say it was a bet from his mates

people who date guys like this often have their own ridiculous set of baggage.

Or he could be a fine guy but turns into a complete moron when he's drunk. Not that I would want to date that either.

He feels sorry for her and asks to bang her. I feel sorry for you because your boyfriend is such a loser. So, by his logic, can I bang you?

8313girl 28

I feel bad for the supposed gross fat chick because now she has some drunk horny dumbass on her case

Us Australians are a thoughtful bunch.

It's kind of a zero-sum game in this situation. While he was being thoughtful to the "gross fat chick", he was being unthoughtful to his now ex-girlfriend.

hopw he is your ex now... and how did having sex with fat chick become a "great heart" thing... not sure if he is planning to establish a chairty trust for fat chick sex and fund raising for condoms..

Xatraris 38

Hope you don't have the heart to stay with him.

You're boyfriend is an asshole both for wanting to cheat on you and for thinking that fat women would want to get pity ****** by him. I would certainly hope that they have more self respect than that. FYL OP

Your boyfriend definitely has heart, and nerve. If he only had a brain his straw wouldn't be burning.